you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker
THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE
(Source: voldegort)
Turn your bath into an underwater adventure with these wall decals and shower curtains from my Thinx Gifts Amazon store.
Star Wars and UCF Knights. WHY DID I NEVER THINK OF THIS!?
I’m so proud of my school rn haha
UCF > your school
(Source: nevertheh3ro)
OK, lots of “fun” news about Romney imploding in various ways and Obama polling better, but that isn’t why Obama will win. He’ll win because MORE PEOPLE VOTE FOR HIM. The way you personally can ensure this happens is by using this tool: call.barackobama.com.
You can call people (registered…
FUN FACT for the 1% and job creators: The S&P 500 (often considered a proxy for the US economy) is up SEVENTY-THREE percent since Obama took office. 73%. That’s a lot. If you invested $100.00 on inauguration day, it’d be worth $173.00 today. If you’d invested a million, you’d be approaching two million. It’d be what anyone, Warren Buffett or Mitt Romney included, would consider an excellent investment. If I were wealthy, I would say something like “Steady as she goes, Captain” to whomever was piloting the ship.
The above is a screenshot I took a few minutes ago from Google Finance; it’s not from any candidate’s website. The little hand shows Inauguration Day, 2009.
Feel free to share this with a friend or elderly white man.
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
But seriously though…the swearing of the President would be a lot more interesting if it involved watery tarts lobbing scimitars.
(Source: mordreds)
If it seems like the media is often rough on Michele Bachmann, they’re actually fairly lenient, perhaps a bit too much. According to an editor at the Associated Press, the AP had to impose an upper limit on fact checking her, because almost everything that comes out of her mouth is a fabrication of some sort. They felt they had to print something, so they had to let some of the crazy slip through.